paintedspectres:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet. “how could you do that! that’s animal abuse” No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them. “cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat” I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I got really angry for a minute then died of laughter.

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fun123joker:

thekusabi:

I know some of these are a little off but they’re still really funny and cool! (*)

some of the pictures the titans grab them by the shirt…..how?!

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muslimrave:

one time a boy tried to pull my hijab off

i punched him in the face

closed fist, short swing, right in the jaw

there is a point where you stop trying to educate people and start making the consequences of their racist bullshit real fuckin clear.

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I had a dream the other night that I slept with Kirsten Stewart. I walked into the hotel room and immediately pointed out like 7 hidden video cameras which we gave to her bodyguards. It was interesting. 

maariamph:

The majestic man-taur
Half man… half another man

maariamph:

The majestic man-taur

Half man… half another man

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twinksonic:

as a white american i can 100% confirm i cant handle any level of spiciness. mild is too spicy for me. i am truly the weakest

(Source: mikulios)

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julialost:

faemuses:

julialost:

Some stupid stuff referring to this idea I had where you turn into different species of monsters when you hit puberty tehehehehe sorry my handwritting’s pretty ugly here

Oh no but can you imagine this

julialost:

faemuses:

julialost:

Some stupid stuff referring to this idea I had where you turn into different species of monsters when you hit puberty tehehehehe sorry my handwritting’s pretty ugly here

Oh no but can you imagine this

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sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible)

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babedwire:

babedwire:

have you guys heard about these new housing facilities for straight white cis boys?

they’re called victim complexes :-))

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pugletto:

Worldbending | North America (Tarahumara; Hochunk; Tohono O’odham; Potawatomi.)

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